Dinner Party Etiquette

At the urging of many of my beautiful friend and wife Ladée, I am creating a dinner party tips and tricks page for le seitan au vin!  Please feel free to comment and contribute if fancy, frou-frou ideas come to you!

What to Do at a Dinner Party

1) Eat.

2) Show appreciation.  This can be accomplished by going “Mmmm” several times, and rubbing your belly as if you were petting a cute puppy.

3) Bring a bottle of wine.  Nobody needs to tell you that, though, right?

What Not to Do at a Dinner Party

1) Eat the utensils or any other dinnerware.  Bread bowls are an exception.

2) Hit your host or other guests.

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